Pete Wentz obviously thinks he is funny. This is just pathetic really, “Your ad could be here… Email: Jon@douchebag.com.”

Why would Ashlee Simpson even walk out of the house with him? It looks better than his actual face though, Ashlee should put one on but that chin would break the paper plate.

The ultimate myspace/emo wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, happened last weekend. People was there to take all the photos and write all about it.

What the hell is up with all the black? It looks like a funeral not a wedding. The whole wedding is just TACKY. The newlyweds had their first dance to Bright Eyes.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz did go on a honeymoon after all, the newlyweds went to the Caribbean. They were photographed frolicking on the beach.

Ashlee doesn’t look pregnant from the picture above. I wonder how much they are getting for the photos though? I am sure Papa Joe set it all up for some $$$.

Below are two photos of the couple in New York after their flight from the Caribbean.

People have the first photo from the Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding, the magazine say it “may have looked like the ultimate rocker event – complete with 10,000 black magic roses, red-and-black décor and chandeliers dripping with crystals – but for the couple and their 150 guests, it felt more like a sweet fairy tale”

“She looked like a girl right out of a movie,” the groom, 28, says about his new bride, 23, who wore an ivory lace Monique Lhuillier gown and a cathedral-length veil during the nondenominational ceremony officiated by her father, Joe Simpson. “

What movie would they be talking about here? The wedding seems all too emo for me. I would be expecting a razor blade with my dessert.

Oh and I love how they make sure to put Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo dancing on the cover, Papa Joe never lets me down.

I can’t keep up. Tony Romo showed up to Ashlee Simpson’s wedding on Saturday. But when the family took a vacation to Cabo, Tony was nowhere to be seen.

Last week reports went around that Pap Joe begged Tony to show up to the wedding to support the family, the following day Tony and Jessica Simpson were spotted out together.

So since Tony didn’t go does that mean they are no longer together? Or is Tony just simply busy that he couldn’t make it to Cabo.

“He’s broken up with her before, but I don’t know if they’ll get back together this time,” a source tells Us.

Poor Jessica, I guess she will always have her dog Daisy .. she took daisy on board the private jet to Cabo.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are now officialy husband and wife. They have been dating since 2006 and announced they were engaged in April. The pair married today in a intimate wedding ceremony at her parents house, they had 150 guests. Including Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. The couples spokesperson confirmmed the marriage today. “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends,” said the spokesperson.

Ashlee wore wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier. Papa Joe Simpson performed the ceremony and as we all knew Jessica Simpson was Ashlee’s maid of honor and yes Tony Romo did show up to the wedding. Time will tell if Romo and Jess are still together.

People claim that the theme of the wedding was Alice In Wonderland and the wedding cake had “a top hat, tea pot, stop watch and a pot of flowers on top, the elaborate centerpieces of black beauty roses were by Mark’s Garden. Guests were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne followed by a sit-down dinner and dancing to a DJ.”

The ring-bearer was Pete’s bulldog - seriously! Congratulations to the couple … how long until the pregnancy is confirmed?

People

Update: OK says they announced the pregnancy at the reception

On Friday night, the bride-to-be’s big sis Jessica Simpson hosted a rehearsal dinner for the happy couple at her Beverly Hills Home. Guests included Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Papa Joe Simpson arrived earlier in the day at 2:30 p.m. from the Simpson family home in Encino, where Ashlee and Pete will be married this weekend.

And so we wait, I’m sure madness with helicopters, police etc will be going on at the Simpson house today.

Why is Nicole Richie there though?