Another Two

Star Magazine are saying Brangelina will be having twin girls, “Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls,” says a family insider. “And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy.” Other kids? They have so many that the insider doesn’t even know the names anymore.

In fact, just before leaving for France, Angelina suffered a terrifying collapse that left her tearful, weak and panic stricken, fearing her fall may have harmed her two unborn babies, an insider tells Star. “Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell,” says the insider. “Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals.”

It’s all the fucking traveling, pregnant women are supposed to be lazy couch potatoes who throw remote controls at people, not going on humanitarians fucking tours. I am dying to see what they call these two brats and then how much money they get for selling photos of them.

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Babies, Brad Pitt

Inside Jamie Lynn’s Baby Shower

Surrounded by pink and blue balloons and with big sister Britney Spears by her side, teen mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated her baby shower in Kentwood, La., on Saturday. The 17-year-old is expecting a girl sometime this summer.
Friends and family gathered at mom Lynne’s home, known as “Serenity,” where Britney and her father, Jamie, are staying. E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.

Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women. There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.
An outdoor patio was set up for guests, although a swarm of helicopters from the paparazzi kept most of the partygoers indoors. Music could be heard until past 8 p.m.
The trip marks Brit-Brit’s first back to her hometown in more than one year. She’s expected back in Los Angeles by Tuesday for another custody hearing with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Sounds like it went well. Hopefully it did Britney good to be back home again with her Family & Friends
Filed under: Babies, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney Is In Kentwood

Here are picture’s of Britney Spears at her sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Judging from the police looking up at the helicopter I am guessing they were all ready for the media frenzy. Britney seems to be happy, now if only she could stay there for a while with her own kids, it would do her so much good.

The Spears family sure are living nice from Britney’s career though, they must be like the royal family of white trash in Kentwood. The house/mansion/castle looks huge and amazing.


Filed under: Babies, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney Going Home

WOW Jamie Lynn gets bigger every picture I see of her.

Anyway, Life&Style says Britney is going to be attending Jamie Lynns baby shower tomorrow.

“At first, Jamie [Brit’s dad and also her guardian these days] didn’t think it was a good idea for Brit to go. He thought it might create chaos in Kentwood, and he wasn’t sure he wanted to put Jamie Lynn — or Britney — in the middle of that.

“Britney can’t travel without Jamie’s permission, so she worked really hard to talk him into it; it was so important for her to be there for her little sister. He finally gave in, knowing it’d be good for Brit and Jamie Lynn to finally see each other.”

Hopefully all goes to plan.

Filed under: Babies, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears

Pregnant

Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven’t even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs. “

Cute, at least she is private and has no intentions to whore her baby out for a reality tv show.

Filed under: Babies, Beyonce

It’s A Girl

Life & Style magazine are reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is going to have a baby girl. “Lynne Spears isn’t thrilled that her youngest daughter is pregnant at 17. But she was delighted to go along with Jamie Lynn to learn the baby’s gender — and discover she’s finally going to have a granddaughter! And she wasn’t the only one happy with the news. “I heard Lynne talking about Jamie Lynn’s baby,” says a witness. “She said Jamie Lynn and the baby’s dad [Casey Aldridge] were so excited when they found out it’s a girl.” Though the witness overheard Lynne, 52, say Casey, 19, is “a bit nervous about having a daughter,” Jamie Lynn is eagerly prepping for the arrival of her mini-me. “She has been buying tons of clothes and is going to do the nursery in white, black and yellow,” says a Spears family insider — who also reveals that the baby is due on June 29.”

Yeah I don’t really care about this girl to be honest, but I am dying to hear what she will call the baby.

Here is a photo of Jamie Lynn spending her day shopping.

Filed under: Babies, Jamie Lynn Spears