Unlike Mimi, Beyonce and Jay Z are smart cookies. They signed a prenup. Here is what they have in it:
They say Beyonce will get $10 million dollars in the event of divorce, provided she stays with Jay for two years, and one million dollars for each additional year of marriage up to 15 years. They say Jay also promises to buy Bey a house worth $10 million dollars if they split, and reportedly will pay her $5 million dollars for every child she has by him, to cover her ‘loss of income’.
Pretty much every website has confirmed the bitch did get married. My favorite quote comes from the NY Post:
“They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks,” the friend said. “And she’s always had a crush on him.”
Seriously this does not surprise me, the average person who has a crush on someone either fucks their brains out or goes out for dinner once or twice until they can fuck the brains out. This bitch goes and gets married and whats worse is NO PRE NUP. Yeah it will be interesting to see how this one plays out.
Good timing for her as well, she needs some help with her alubm as Madonna will likely knock her off the top spot.
Latina Magazine is reporting that Mimi and Nick Cannon are already married, the ceremony apparentley went down yesterday!!!
I totally did not see this one coming. Maybe the bitch is pregnant. I’m so surprised by this.
When she finds out that her engagement ring is second hand, she will totally flip her shit and divorce him within a week.
Access Hollywood is confirming that MiMi is indeed engaged to Nick Cannon.
She showed up to the Tribeca Film Festival at the weekend wearing what everybody assumed is an engagement ring. I guess everybody was right then. But the ring is reportedly $2.5 million dollar…where the fuck did he find that money? I bet he used her credit card.
Her wedding is going to be tackier than Jordan’s, I couldn’t stand to look at Mariah so I put up Jordan’s wedding photo. Mariah needs her bib right about now cause I bet the bitch is leaking a river down her panties.
So Paris Hilton is opening her mouth up to People, no not for their sperm (for a change). She is actually speaking.
Apparently Benji Madden wrote a love song for her, so of course Paris has to tell everyone. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”
Oh Paris you really are a stupid bitch, the reason it is called “Shine Your Light” is because he wants you to shine some light on your crabs to kill them all.
When asked if she would beat Nicole Richie to the alter she said this:
“I don’t know,” Hilton says with a smile, “My life’s a lot different now, I’m very much at peace, and I’m so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life.”
Benji Madden must be some good dick because when Paris speaks she usually doesn’t make much sense, this time she kind of is.
Yeah I know, nobody gives 10 fucks about him anymore. But I thought it was kind of a cute story so here is it from Star Magazine:
American Pie alum Jason Biggs has gotten his girl! Star has learned exclusively that Jason, 30, tied the knot with his fiancée, actress Jenny Mollen, 28, on April 23.
The two got hitched at City Hall in Los Angeles with no friends or family in tow. “Jason and Jenny agreed that they did not want to deal with the whole family thing because it would have been too stressful on both of them,” says an insider. “They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding and that is exactly how they wanted it.” That same night, the two rang in their new marital status with a private dinner in Beverly Hills with a small group of friends. Two days later, they left for their honeymoon in Hawaii. “They are so in love that all that mattered to them was just getting married, whether there were frills or not,” says the source. “Maybe one day later they will have the whole white dress and flowers major celebration, but not now. They just want this to be an intimate event between the two of them.” Jason and Jenny have been dating for nine months. They met on the set of the Kate Hudson film My Best Friend’s Girl, which is due out in September.
Actress Hayden Panettiere is hoping to shake off her ‘child star’ tag now she has reached her 18th birthday.The Heroes star hates being dubbed a “Hollywood baby” in magazine articles - because she now considers herself to be an adult. She says, “I don’t know if they can call me a child star any more. I’m an adult now so I don’t think they would ever give me that again. “Ive gotten it before when I was young and it’s a wonderful thing. If they tried to call me a child starlet now I might go, ummm I don’t think so.”
