This is going to be short and sweet as I am over this show, I now wait for So You Think You Can Dance, tonight on Fox.

1. David Cook’s single got to number 1 on iTunes today.

2. Jive signed David Archuleta, his debut album will be out this summer. He will be on drugs in 2 years.

3. Josiah Leming signed with Warner Bros, he will be starting on his debut album this week. Just incase you forgot, he is the guy who lived in his car.

Only one more night and this shit is over with. But tommorrow night they will be torturing us with a 2 hour finale.

I can’t be bothered going through each performance cause they were shitty, boring and almost put me asleep. David Archuleta is gonna walk away the winner. Could the judges have eaten Robot meat anymore? Poor David Cook got no loving.

The finale is over tomorrow thank god.

Another week, another bore. These result shows are absolutely awful. I think the highlight was Fantasia’s hair, I couldn’t understand a single thing she sang, but she lightened the show up. Simon Cowell’s face PRICELESS.

They totally showed every contestent going home and highlights from the show, it was painful to watch. Robot is really pissing me off, like oh my gosh, how many times can one person say Gosh? The man who made the day, David Archuleta day was hot as shit. Did you see his stache with gel in it?

No surprise, “Syesha” got the boot. Robot is going to win.

Tonight on Idol the final three performed songs.

David Archuleta:
“And So It Goes” (Billy Joel) chosen by Paula. ” - BORING!!! As usual Randy loved it, he loves Robot. Video

“With You” (Chris Brown) chosen by David. It was pretty good, it was a bit strange seeing Robot move around the stage though. Simon got it right - it was like a chihuahua trying to be like a tiger. Ryan rushed out to save David saying they should not take it personal and can hurt his feelings. Please, he wanted David to cry on his shoulder. Daivd just stood there smiling as usual. Video

“Longer” (Dan Fogelberg) chosen by the producers. The outfit was like a young kid going to church on Sunday. The song was boring as hell. I can’t look at him singing, the eyes just freak me out.Randy loved it again, someone has a girly crush. Video

Syesha Marcado:
“If I Ain’t Got You” (Alicia Keys) chosen by Randy. Bad song choice, nobody should do this song. She did well I guess. Video

“Fever” (Peggy Lee). chosen by Syehsha. She totally chose this song on purpose, trying to sex it up to get the male vote. It was ok. Video

“Hit Me Up” (Gia Farrell) chosen by the producers. Not her type of song, but it was enjoyable. Video

David Cook:
“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” (Roberta Flack) chosen by Simon. This song is usually a bit boring, but he changed it up which was a good decision. It was ok. Video

“Dare You To Move” (Switchfoot) chosen by David. Uh I don’t know, like Simon said - it was ok. Video

“I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” (Aerosmith) chosen by the producers. Awful, nobody should touch this song. EVER. Video

Tonight sucked all around. Tomorrow will be no surprise, goodbye Syesha will be the one going home. The finale has been obvious all along. David Cook vs. David Archuleta.

The young Robot, David Archuleta is sticking up for his dad Papa Joe.20, Jeff Archuleta.

“I don’t really care what people say, but I know it’s affected him and stressed him out,” “I’ve heard some weird things that people have been saying, and it’s kind of a bummer,” Archuleta added. “I think I, of all people, would know what’s going on, and he’s been great.”He’s given me a lot of good advice and helped me from making any dumb decisions,” Archuleta said. “He understands more than anyone what I want in music, and I’ve felt really blessed to have someone like that.” As for reports that Jeff withheld water from his son during a recording session?”That’s kind of stupid,” he insists. “I’m 17! I think I’d be able to stand up for myself if he were to take my water away.”

I’m sure it has affected and stressed Jeff out, the reason he is stressed out is because he has no control over David’s performances anymore. He doesn’t give a shit that people don’t like him, he just wants to control the kid and leave him with no independence - just like every other stage parent.

As for Robot saying he would stand up for himself over water, sorry to say Robot but you can’t even give a response when you get good feedback - you just stand there breathing heavenly and smiling so when I highly doubt you can answer your controlling father back.

Poor kid, even if he wins the show I don’t see him having a long lasting career.

Source

TMZ is reporting that David Archuleta’s father has been given the boot from American Idol execs. As has been reported from the beginning, the Robots father has been a complete dick to everyone, kind of like Papa Joe. This week was no different, according to the shows insiders this week was the icing on the cake:

“When Jeff wanted to change the lyrics to David’s first song, “Stand By Me.” Jeff insisted on adding a verse from Sean Kingston’s hit, “Beautiful Girls.” Producers sent him an e-mail telling him the lyrics could not be changed. They were beyond pissed when David sang the song with Kingston’s lyrics during the live show. We’re told by changing the lyrics, it created problems with the song’s publisher and cost “A.I.” a lot of money. “

So as a consequence Idol bosses have banned Robots dad from anything to do with the show, the only thing he is allowed to do is sit in the audience and keep his pie hole shut. Pitty he isn’t banned from the show all together, I hate seeing his face on my screen when Robot performs. TMZ also says the other contestants were sick of this douche. It shows , because they totally alienate Robot during the live shows.

His dad needs to give Robot a big boost of electricity or something because I am sick of screaming at my tv “stop smiling, stop licking those lips, stop giving me a seizure by blinking so much and move your ass. It’s like he is running low on batteries.