First up, remember the secret Lohan child that is out there? Well this picture is meant to be that girl. Michael Lohan recently changed his story from admitting the child was his and claiming she looks like Lindsay Lohan, to now taking a DNA test.

Speaking to E!, Michael said, “We were together in July of ‘94. I think it was just before The Parent Trap came out because that’s when Dina (Lohan) and I were separated, [Kristi] left me and went to Houston, Texas, and she met a guy she lived with there for a year. She had me so convinced. She had me snowballed, Here I was sitting in jail going through a divorce, felt like I had no hope and then someone sends me a letter and says I have a baby. And I thought maybe this is what I’m supposed to do next,” he says.

The results of the DNA tests should be released by the end of next week and if Michael is indeed the father of the girl, now known as Ashley, then he will support the girl. If not he will sue the mother.

Michael has also spoken to OK! Magazine, he said, “I haven’t spoken to Lindsay or my other kids about it yet. When I get home to New York, I’ll discuss it with my kids. I love them. I’m sorry for them finding out like this.”

Next up for the Lohan family is, this little voice message that has “leaked”, click here to listen. The voice mail is from Michael to his daughter Lindsay, it is from back in April but has just ended up in Gawkers hands on Tuesday (July 1st). Note, this message is weeks before Michael Lohan spoke about Lindsay’s relationship with Samantha Ronson. Here is a trasnscript of the whiny message:

“I’ve been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it. Honey, I’m sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.

One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren’t returning phonecalls, so I was concerned. Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word…

I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.

Back when everything was going in the right direction, and so a lot of the same things happening and you end up very worried about it. (And the whole reason why), when how things were, (……) were together, when you were climbing, and Mean Girls and ever since Herbie, when I was out of your life, everything started to unwind—all these things didn’t do well—and so on, so forth. And how people are blaming me because you’re not getting roles or something? (End Of Message)”

Earlier today we posted photos of Amanda Seyfried at the world premiere of Mamma Mia in London (click for all the photos). Now we have this story, apparently Amanda has spoken out about the antics of Lindsay Lohan.

The girls once starred in Mean Girls together, Seyfroed thinks the reason child actors go “nuts” is because they become so successful when they are younger.

On child actors the actress said, “I’ve met some people who are just so freaking distraught and who don’t know how to handle it, and I’ve met some kids who have their head on straight and are really happy. You try to stick around them. I kind of don’t expect some of these girls, who’ve been working since they were two, to be sane. This business is just weird when you’re young.”

She then went on to speak about the hit movie, Mean Girls,  “I think that was before she got a little nuts.”

How long until Dina Lohan responds?

Michael Lohan continued his weekly blog for OK! on Living Lohan. Michael once again said the show is full of deception and hypocrisy, Michael then goes on to speak about the incident when Dina Lohan stayed at the Boulevard Magazine instead of rushing home to her kids when a “fire” had happened in her house.

Of course Michael being Michael, says he is a wonderful person and helped a random guy stay in rehab this past weekend.

In fairness to Michael, Dina should have rushed home instead of partying it up. To read Michael’s opinions go here. I look forward to Dina’s response tomorrow.

Dina Lohan is fighting back against her ex Michael Lohan’s blog for OK!, speaking to the magazine the momanger says “My ex-husband writes a blog for you–not you, OK!– about my show! I know he’s my kids’ dad. They can talk to him whenever they want, I don’t stop them. I just want him to be respectful. It’s all about respect. You give respect, you get respect.”

While in the mood to clean the air, Dina was also talking about daughter Lindsay Lohan’s rumored relationship to Samantha Ronson, “If she’s happy, I’m happy,” Dina tells OK! exclusively. “That’s all I’ll say.” Dina adds, “Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”

Dina also went on to say Lindsay was in the hospital for her asthma, after flying around the world in a few days and the weather changes this is the cause for Lindsay’s hospital visit. I have asthma myself and I totally believe Dina, not some other bloggers who are trying to say it is drug related.

Before Lindsay Lohan went to the hospital last night (May 29th)., the actress/singer was photographed getting her nails done.

After her trips to Cannes and New York, Lindsay arrived back to LA with Samantha Ronson yesterday afternoon.

In other Lohan news, Dina Lohan is getting some backlash from viewers of her reality show, Living Lohan. Viewers hre outraged over Dina showing her daughter Ali Lohan looking at those pictures of Lindsay allegedly giving Calum Best oral sex.

Michael Lohan has been running his mouth yet again. This time he has been yapping to US about Lindsay’s relationship to Samantha Ronson.

He says the relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.” Then he goes on saying shit like Lindsay “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

But he isn’t stopping there, the loser dad is writing a weekly blog for OK Magazine about Living Lohan. Here is what he says about the premiere episode.

“Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.

I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.”

Is he serious? He is the master of exploitation and hypocrisy. Anyway about the show, it was the trashiest thing I have seen in a while but I love it. Dina Lohan deserves an Emmy, Golden Globe and Oscar for her performance as the caring mother.

Dina Lohan and her daughter Ali Lohan had a sit down interview with Extra to promote their new show Living Lohan.

Naturally the conversation got on to Lindsay and her relationship with SaMANtha Ronson. Ali had this to say: “They’re best friends. They’re just friends,” she tells Extra. “It’s pathetic what people say.”

Best friends did she forget to say with benefits? I don’t give any of my friends love bites or eat them out. I forgive Ali for lying to me, Dina probably had a gun put up to her back.

Why are they doing a reality tv show? “To set the record straight as to who we are as people,” hilarious right?