Is Lindsay Lohan really fucking broke or something, what the fuck does she have in her shopping bags every time she goes shopping? It seems that another girl has been stolen by Lohan, but instead of just one coat, the girl was left with no clothes in her closet!!!

Lauren Hastings, 23, says the fashion fleecing happened last spring, when the model was out of town and her house-sitter threw a party that included Lohan.

“Basically … my closets were emptied,” Hastings said in an interview aired on the TV show “Inside Edition.”

The girl needs to check every hooker to see if she finds the clothes, Lohan probably gave them away to her best friends as presents.

Lindsay Lohan is still trying to sell her leggings thats she created. I thought she would have given up on them by now.

Lohan put out a casting notice for a photo shoot to promote the leggings, how much to model leggings you might wonder? $0000000 thats right, Lindsay is not paying the models a single cent. So now we know how much they will get, what kind of models does she want? “Diverse, multi-cultural” looks and welcomes “off beauty”. It also specifies “no blondes please”. She should just get some hookers, because that is the audience she will be selling to.

America Ferrara is made to look fugly on Ugly Betty but beside Lindsay Lohan she looks like a fucking supermodel. Here is another photo from Lohan’s time on Ugly Betty.

And here is a photo of Dina Lohan picking up her award for mother of the year, yes that was real not some sick joke. Asked about what mothering advice she gives, Dina replied with “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother.” Well she did a great fucking job didn’t she, kidnapping, drugs, drink, stealing coats are all morally correct.

“Dina is such a dedicated mom. Through all the ups and downs of Lindsay, she has been by her side doing lines of coke and standing on the corners.” Well they didn’t say the last bit but they should have.

Here is another clip of Lindsays new music:

Lindsay Lohan has been caught (again), she stole this fur coat from Masa Markova, the coat is work $11,000. Yes you read right, 11g for this piece of shit, it looks like a hoooker coat, which is no wonder why Lohan stole the coat. Here is the story,

Masha Markova claims her blond mink jacket vanished when she tried to retrieve it from a bundle of coats at trendy nightspot 1 Oak, where she was celebrating the birthday of a friend on 26 January (08). Two weeks later she spotted Lohan - who was also present at the party - wearing an identical garment in the pages of a celebrity magazine, photographs taken the same night the coat went missing. Markova insisted, “It was my coat. It was no doubt,” and instructed her lawyer to threaten to legal action the actress. Soon after, she was contacted by bosses at 1 Oak, who then returned the item, without explanation, smelling of alcohol and cigarette smoke and with a tear in the lining. Although she cannot prove Lohan is responsible for ‘borrowing’ the coat, Markova is demanding a $10,000 fee for the rental. She says, “I don’t see how it could have been an accident.” Lohan’s spokesperson has yet to respond to the New York Post report.

Always something with Lindsay isn’t there.

Nicole Richie is going to flip her when she hears what TMZ has:

While the cat’s home nursing her celebuspawn, the mouse will play with his baby mama’s frenemy!

Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan got cozy at the Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party last night. Interestingly, Joel’s girlfriend Nicole Richie — who is of Mexican descent — was not at the event.

Someone better run for the border.

Uhhh I really don’t know what to say about this, I think I am the only person in the world to have liked her old stuff. What do you think about the song?

On a side note, that photo is disturbing, she looks as though she is ready to have an orgy on a pile of coke.