Goodbye Paris

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Paris Hilton wants to be one of the first passengers to travel on Richard Branson’s first spaceflight on his Virgin airline.

The only problem? She is afraid she will never come back, which doesn’t sound that big of a problem to us.

Hilton says she has joined the likes of Madonna and Tom Hanks to book a seat on the Virgin Enterprise Rocket.

She says,  “I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’”

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Paris Is Trying To Be President, Again.

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Paris Hilton knows that when something is liked in the media, she is going milk it until it is dry.

Continuing with her “fake president” campaign the hotel heiress has shot a music video titled, Paris for President.

Is it time for Paris to drop this act or do you find it funny?

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Paris Hilton Does Nylon

Paris Hilton is featured in the November 2008/American issue of Nylon magazine.

On people’s impression about her: “Every time I meet someone – someone who’s honest – they’ll always say, ‘I didn’t like you before.’ But when they meet me, they always think I’m the sweetest, most down-to-earth girl. I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time.”

On boyfriend Benji Madden: “Am I going to get married? I don’t know when, but I would. It’s strange! But it works out, because Nicole [Richie] and I are like sisters.”

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(Photo credit : Nylon)

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If Paris Was President

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Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president? Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president.

On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.”

On her vice president: “Rihanna, of course. She’s hot.”

What changes she would make to the White House: “In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool. The inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don’t even think about getting on drums. I play drums.”

On her presidential platform: “I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.”

On who will appoint her cabinet posts: “I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.”

Who will stay in the Lincoln bedroom: “I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties. ”

On what advice she would give Sarah Palin: “my advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”

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Paris Hilton New Song

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Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest’s morning show on KIIS-FM on Tuesday morning (September 30) to debut her new song, My BFF.

Speaking on the song she said “I just wrote this song about best friends. Anyone can relate to it. Everyone will think of their best friend. It’s the theme song for my new show.”

On the rest of the album she says “I was really inspired by Kylie Minogue. I love her. I just love that European dance vibe. I wrote every song on the record. There’s a lot of tongue-in-cheek songs like ‘Plantinum Blond’ and ‘Paris for President’. And there’s more personal songs like ‘Jailhouse Baby’.”

Hilton’s new show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, premieres on MTV at 10PM ET/PT tonight.

Listen here.

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Paris Is Tinkerbell

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Paris Hilton does her best Tinkerbell post in the promo ad for her new fragrance, Fairy Dust.

The add reads “do you believe in fairy tales?”.

Don’t forget that Hilton’s new show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, premieres at 10 PM ET/PT on Tuesday (September 30) on MTV.

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Paris Hilton Works A Lot

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Paris Hilton tells ComCast that she works really really hard.

While promoting her TV show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, the hotel heiress says the biggest misconception about her is “the one that ’she doesn’t work’.”

On her work schedule: “I am literally running a huge corporation. I have my clothing lines, my champagne, my watches, shoes and purses and dog clothes — every sort of product you can imagine. I am doing movies. I am doing my record right now, producing, starring in a TV show. So it is a 24 hour, seven day-a-week job. I work all the time, so I laugh when I hear people say that.”

On why she did the show: “I am basically always on camera. From the moment I leave my house in the morning, the paparazzi are waiting there until I go to bed at night. So it is natural to be doing this TV show. I don’t even know the cameras are there. I still have my private life. When I go home I have my pets and my boyfriend.”

Her feelings on Los Angeles city officials wanting to have a “personal safety zone” for celebrities and paparazzi: “Yes. It is okay for paparazzi to go to a press event or a red carpet but when it is every single day when you are going to the market or the tanning salon or to lunch with your family, it is a lot of pressure always having to be ‘on’. Sometimes there will be 50 or 100. They are like rats. All my cars are completely scratched up from their battery packs and cameras. They jump on your car and dent the windows.”

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