Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president? Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president.

On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.”

On her vice president: “Rihanna, of course. She’s hot.”

What changes she would make to the White House: “In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool. The inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don’t even think about getting on drums. I play drums.”

On her presidential platform: “I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.”

On who will appoint her cabinet posts: “I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.”

Who will stay in the Lincoln bedroom: “I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties. ”

On what advice she would give Sarah Palin: “my advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs has already posted two video blogs against Sarah Palin, now he has posted another.

This time the mogul has recorded one making his feelings about John McCain known, specifically when McCain referred to Barack Obama as “that one” during a debate, Diddy is pissed.

Madonna continued here Sticky & Sweet concert at Madison Square Garden on Monday night (October 6) in New York City.

Meanwhile during a concert over the weekend in Meadowlands, New Jersey, the singer told fans that Sarah Palin isn’t welcome to her show.

She said “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal, Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” which she followed by a loud screeching noise.

According to PageSix, while speaking at the USO benefit recently, President George Bush had this to say:

‘The moment things began to turn around in Iraq is when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson.” 

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs has already gone on a rant against Sarah Palin, but now he is scared, very scared of her.

In his latest video blog he hides under the bedsheets with a his video camera and a torch.

He repeatedly says she scares him then he goes on to say that she is “worse than the boogeyman.”

Oprah Winfery has made her feelings very clear to TMZ after reports that John McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin would appear on her show surfaced today.

In the statement she denies any talks have taken place, saying “the item in today’s Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over.”

TMZ also remind us that Barack Obama (who Oprah campagined for) has been on the show twice, January 2005 and October 2006, both before he announce he was running for president.

Uh oh, the Republicans have a scandal on their hands because John McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter, Bristol Palin, is five months pregnant and is set to marry the father.

Sarah and her husband Todd released a statement saying:

“Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.”

McCain campaign confirmed they knew about the pregnancy before they selected Palin.

Wonder what Diddy thinks about this one.