Its Between Lindsay And God

Michael Lohan has been running his mouth yet again. This time he has been yapping to US about Lindsay’s relationship to Samantha Ronson.

He says the relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.” Then he goes on saying shit like Lindsay “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

But he isn’t stopping there, the loser dad is writing a weekly blog for OK Magazine about Living Lohan. Here is what he says about the premiere episode.

“Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.

I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.”

Is he serious? He is the master of exploitation and hypocrisy. Anyway about the show, it was the trashiest thing I have seen in a while but I love it. Dina Lohan deserves an Emmy, Golden Globe and Oscar for her performance as the caring mother.

Filed under: Couples, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Reality TV, Samantha Ronson

Usual Drama

Denise Richards was on TRL today looking like the dumb bitch that she is. Earlier on today though she appeared on NBC’s Today and ABC’s The View.

On the Today show the following email came up: “I am having a baby in the next year. By myself…my girlfriend suggested Charlie be the donor … Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it’s any of your business.

Her ex Charlie Sheen claims that Denise sent that email to Charlie’s girlfriend, Denise was having none of it and said “It’s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ex-girl..um… girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie Sambora. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked for Richie’s.”

Charlie Sheen then issued this statement to People “I will no longer sit back and be egregiously painted as a liar. If any proof can be established that these are not in fact her words and statements verbatim, I openly invite her and would even encourage Ms. Richards to sue me in a court of law. She had an opportunity to tell the truth. She did not. Here is the proof.”

Then on The View it was basically the same shit, Denise talking about Charlie, about her show. Whoopi Goldberg wasn’t having any of it, she asked Denise if she cared about her kids, why would she do a reality show. Denise smacked Whoopi down and asked if she even saw the episode, then said if she had her kids are hardly in it.

I need a drink, all this drama is bringing my pity drinking out.

Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Reality TV, Television

Tila Doesn’t Like Her Life

Put on a condom and pray, you might catch an STD looking at this post. Tila Tequila has said that once she finds love she will look for a more “meaningful life”.

“The 26-year-old star - real name Tila Nguyen - insists she is looking forward to post-celebrity life, and blasts socialite Paris Hilton for dragging out her 15 minutes of fame. Tequila says, “I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big.”This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”-Entertainment Weekly Magazine.”

Bitch is a delusional slut, those are the worst kind of sluts. .. just admit your a slut and will never have a meaningful life, then your life is a lot easier.

ONTD

Filed under: Paris Hilton, Reality TV, Tila Tequilam

Hitting A New Low

What do you do when your career is tanking? Call up Lauren Conrad and make best friends with her. That is what Lindsay Lohan is doing. Linds has a plan - to get on MTV’s highest rated show The Hills.

While Lindsay’s best man friend Sam was deejaying for Cinco de Mayo Party at West Hollywood’s Crown Bar, Lindsay and Lauren were hanging out becoming besties. Lindsay would fit well on the show you know with all the drama in her life, she could certainly shake things up. But is going out every night really what Lindsay needs?

It must suck to know this is your only option to revive your sinking career, although I don’t see how being filmed partying and playing LC’s second wheel is going to revive a bitch’s career.

Pop Crunch

Filed under: Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Reality TV, The Hills

Ali Defends Linds

Dina Lohan and her daughter Ali Lohan had a sit down interview with Extra to promote their new show Living Lohan.

Naturally the conversation got on to Lindsay and her relationship with SaMANtha Ronson. Ali had this to say: “They’re best friends. They’re just friends,” she tells Extra. “It’s pathetic what people say.”

Best friends did she forget to say with benefits? I don’t give any of my friends love bites or eat them out. I forgive Ali for lying to me, Dina probably had a gun put up to her back.

Why are they doing a reality tv show? “To set the record straight as to who we are as people,” hilarious right?

Filed under: Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Reality TV, Samantha Ronson

Who Got The Boot On Idol?

Another week, another bore. These result shows are absolutely awful. I think the highlight was Fantasia’s hair, I couldn’t understand a single thing she sang, but she lightened the show up. Simon Cowell’s face PRICELESS.

They totally showed every contestent going home and highlights from the show, it was painful to watch. Robot is really pissing me off, like oh my gosh, how many times can one person say Gosh? The man who made the day, David Archuleta day was hot as shit. Did you see his stache with gel in it?

No surprise, “Syesha” got the boot. Robot is going to win.

Filed under: American Idol, David Archuleta, Paula Abdul, Reality TV, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell

The Next Top Tranny

The most fabulous drag queen ever is following in Tyra Bank’s footsteps, RuPaul has created his own reality show searching for the next tranny.

Do you want to apply? Head on over to the Drag Race website. This is just bizarre and strange but I will be HOOKED.

Filed under: Reality TV, Tyra Banks