Returning: Boston Legal, Brothers & Sisters, Desperate Housewives, Dirty Sexy Money, Eli Stone, Grey’s Anatomy, Lost (Midseason), Private Practice, Pushing Daises, Ugly Better, According To Jim (Midseason), Samantha Who?, America’s Funniest Home Videos, The Bachelor (Midseason), Dancing With The Stars, Extreme Makeover : Home Edition, Supernanny, Wife Swap, Saturday Night College Football, Primetime: What Would You Do?

Gone: October Road, Notes From The Underbelly, Men In Trees, Big Shots, Carpoolers, Cashmere Mafia, Cavemen, Miss/Guided, Women’s Murder Club, Oprah Big Give.

New: Life On Mars, The Goode Family (Midseason), Scrubs (Midseason), Opportunity Knocks, Untitled Ashton Kutcher/Tyran Banks Project (Midseason).

Monday:
8 pm: Dancing With the Stars
9:30 pm: Samantha Who?
10 pm: Boston Legal

Tuesday:
8 pm: Opportunity Knocks
9 pm: Dancing With the Stars Results Show
10 pm: Eli Stone

Wednesday:
8 pm: Pushing Daisies
9 pm: Private Practice
10 pm: Dirty Sexy Money

Thursday:
8 pm: Ugly Betty
9 pm: Grey’s Anatomy
10 pm: Life On Mars

Friday:
8 pm: Wife Swap
9 pm: Supernanny
10 pm: 20/20

Saturday:
8 pm: Saturday Night College Football

Sunday:
7 pm: America’s Funniest Home Videos
8 pm: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9 pm: Desperate Housewives
10 pm: Brothers & Sisters

Returning: Reaper, Smallville, Supernatural, Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, America’s Next Top Model, Everybody Hates Chris, The Game

Gone: Aliens In America, Life Is Wild, Girlfriends

New: 90210, Surviving The Filty Rich, Stylista

Monday:
8 pm: Gossip Girl
9 pm: One Tree Hill

Tuesday:
8 pm: 90210
9 pm: Surviving the Filthy Rich

Wednesday:
8 pm: America’s Next Top Model
9 pm: Stylista

Thursday:
8 pm: Smallville
9 pm: Supernatural

Friday:
8 pm: Everybody Hates Chris
8 30 pm: The Game
9 pm: America’s Next Top Model (encore presentation)

Returning: 30 Rock, Medium, The Office, Celebrity Apprentice, Life, Chuck, Heroes, Dateline, Deal Or Not Deal, My Name Is Earl, America’s Got Talent, Last Comic Standing, Nashville Star, The Biggest Loser, American Gladiators, SNL, ER, Law And Order, Law And Order: CI, Law And Order: SVU

Gone: Scrubs, Bionic Woman, Las Vegas, Amnesia, 1 vs. 100, Journeyman, My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad, Clash Of The Choirs, The Singing Bee

New: My Own Worst Enemy, Momma’s Boys, Crusoe, Kath & Kim, Celebrity Circus, Knight Rider, The Philanthropist, Kins, Merlin, America’s Toughest Jobs

Monday:
8-9 p.m. “Chuck”
9-10 p.m. “Heroes”
10-11 p.m. “MY OWN WORST ENEMY”

Tuesday:
8- 9:30 p.m. “The Biggest Loser: Families”
9:30-10 p.m. “KATH & KIM”
10-11 p.m. “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

Wednesday:
8-9 p.m. “KNIGHT RIDER”
9-10 p.m. “Deal or No Deal”
10-11 p.m. “Lipstick Jungle”

Thursday:
8- 8:30 p.m. “My Name Is Earl”
8:30-9 p.m. “30 Rock”
9- 9:30 p.m. “The Office”
9:30-10 p.m. “The Office”/ “SNL THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE”
10-11 p.m. “ER”

Friday:
8-9 p.m. “CRUSOE”
9-10 p.m. “Deal or No Deal”
10-11 p.m. “Life”

Saturday:
8-9 p.m. “Dateline NBC”
9-10 p.m. “KNIGHT RIDER” (Encores)
10-11 p.m. “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” (Encores)

Sunday:
7- 8:20 p.m. “Football Night in America”
8:20-11 p.m. “NBC Sunday Night Football”

The Hills had it’s season three finale tonight on MTV but at the after party guess who was a no show? Yep Heidi and Spencer didn’t show up to the Beverly Hills private mansion party. “It’s not weird to me,” replied Lauren when asked about the absence of Speidi, “I have no control over the guest list.”

Spencer’s sister was at the party though. Heidi’s rep gave a short and simple reply “not invited.”

The Hills season 4 is set to air in August.

Thank the heavens, the biggest stoner to ever grace television has gotten the boot from American Idol. He didn’t give a shit though all night he looked bored as hell and wanted the hell out of there.

The funniest moment was when a fan called in for the stupid Q&A they do, she asked “what was the hardest thing you have had to overcome”, his response? “uhhh being brain dead”. Lay off the weed dude, at least while going on television.

I bet he skips all the interviews, goes straight to his car and lights up. Next week is the final three and no surprises Syesha will get cut.

Idol has been so boring lately, tonight the final 4 sang songs from The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame and pretty much massacred a lot of them.

David Cook sang Hungry Like the Wolf and Baba O’Reilly, his first song was boring but he did do well on the second song.

Syesha Mercado sang Proud Mary and A Change is Gonna Come, I thought she did well in both of them, especially her second song (best of the night for me). Randy of course was a prick to her - I don’t know what his hate on her is all about. She broke down crying during the judges comments, it was hilarious.

Jason Castro sang I Shot the Sheriff and Mr. Tambourine Man, he butchered his first song and then brought it back to life and butchered it again. On his second song he almost put me asleep but he forgot lyrics so that kept me going. The judges hated both of his performances, I think he was too high to realize.

David Archuleta sang Stand By Me and Love Me Tender, I honestly don’t remember his songs. He is sooo boring to me and he is the same every week. It’s scary how much he resembles a robot, his father also scares me. He looks like a bear who would rape you in prison.

Bottom two will be Syesha and Jason, most likely Syesha going home.

The fakery of the hills has been renewed for a 4th season by MTV. US Weekly has this whole thing on it.

Seriously how long can people think this shit is real?