I am just posting this picture for you to laugh at. I know I did cause Spedi look fucking ridiculous. If you care for more photos then head here.

I hope to fucking god that EW is wrong wrong wrong. Because Project Runway would be so fucking shit if it was to be shot in LA.

Seriously why do these reality shows feel the need to move cities? Top Model moved from New York to LA then back to NY. It’s stupid.

Last night’s Americas Next Top Model was rather boring. The girls continued in Rome and the main story was Fatima thinking she is the be all and end all, while Katarzyna was called dull and boring by everyone on the planet.

This week’s challenge was to pose while doing some gladiator style shit. The highlight of the episode for me was the big old bulky woman beating the shit out of some man. Then of course Tyra pushing her tits out and in, showing Whitney that big girls need to be careful.

At panel it was ALL about Tyra and how she did such a good job at taking photos, when Paulina joked about getting Tyra to take her picture and Tyra said it is a million dollars, you can tell she was not joking.

Fatima, Anya and Dominique get great reviews (well Dominique is told she looks shit in person). The bottom two this week was Whitney and Katarzyna. The judges have more faith in Whitney and send Katarzyna packing. Below is all 5 photos taken by Tyra.

Well thank god for that, I’ve never seen somebody cry so fucking much. Ever since the season started we’ve had to see Brooke White’s mush crying every show. As predicted it came down to Brooke and Syesha in the final two.

Ryan Seacrest also talked about Paula being a crazy bitch last night and said the rumors are false, bullfucking shit.

Next they said the theme is Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. It’s gonna be another fucking bore fest and the bottom two will be Syesha and Jason. With Syesha going home.

Ashlee Simpson’s album Bittersweet World pretty much bombed this week.
“With 47,000 copies, Ashlee Simpson’s “Bittersweet World” (Geffen) debuts at No. 4, her first album not to take the No. 1 spot on the chart. Her first two albums, 2004’s “Autobiography” and 2005’s “I Am Me,” both started at No. 1.” (Billboard)

Well at least she has Papa Joe right? Never one to shy away from whoring his daughters out, Papa Joe is trying to sell a new reality show. No it is not about incest, which lets face it - that is his reality. Instead it is about Ashlee’s life (even though we had one before - it sucked). The show will pretty much be Newlyweds part 2, following her and her eye liner loving Pete Wentz

“Never one to miss a money-making opportunity, Ashlee’s dad and manager Joe seems determined to turn this idea into a reality. “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect,” a source close to the singer tells OK!.”

What effect is he hoping for? His daughter to be heartbroken, a baby without a daddy and a failed recording career? (well she almost has the last one I guess)

The only good thing about American Idol last night was Paula Abdul. Seriously what the fuck was that??

Vodka and Vicodin coctails don’t mix well for live television sweetheart. Or was she reading notes from the rehearsal? Either way people seem to be pissed about it. Make up your own mind, the video is below…..

Here is what she told ET about the mess: “It got very confusing … the producers come up to us in the dark and said, ‘We are not going to have you guys judge after each performer, we are going to have all the performers go once, then twice and at the end critique them. I am feverishly trying to write notes for every performance. I was trying to give my critique for Jason Castro, and scribbled Jason’s name, and that was David Cook’s! … We all just screwed up everything.” She adds with a laugh: “This is live television. This is fun!”

On the contestent side, I don’t even remember what they did. They were all boring as shit. Simple as that. Bottom two tonight will be Brooke and Sayesha.